(A biker saw one girl about to jump off a bridge… so he stopped..)
Biker: what are you doing?
Girl: committing suicide!
Biker: well.. before you die i wish to i kiss you..
Girl : ok..
(after kissing..)
Biker: Wow! that was da best kiss in my life… but why are you committing suicide?
Girl: because my parents don’t like me dressing like a girl!
(BIKER JUMPED OFF THE BRIDGE!)